- Osiris has snuck onto the Rock of Eternity with his constantly hungry friend Sobek, wanting nothing more than to give up the power of the gods in the hopes that it will bring stability back to Kahndaq. Sobek wants nothing more than a Big Mac.

- Osiris faces down Captain Marvel Jr., Mary Marvel and Captain Marvel. Freddy is more than upset that Osiris…uh…blew a hole into a supervillain.

- Black Adam and Isis arrive, which can only mean one thing. Yes, less than a page later, fisticuffs are being fisticuffed with all the Marvel families blaming everyone else for all the problems in the world.

- The battle ends when Isis gets cold-cocked. Osiris agrees to go home with the Black Marvel Family, and hugs and affection are everywhere.

- Meanwhile, Animal Man wakes up to find his morphogenetic graphs reset. Yeah, we don’t get it either. He is then thrust into space, where he sees the remnants of sun-eaters and somehow absorbs their powers to start his own personal planetarium show in order to guide his way home.

- Somewhere in space, the surviving zombified soldiers left behind by Lady Styx prep a bizarre ritual involving the poor girl who was captured by Styx’s forces (including her ex-boyfriend) in Week 31. And the result? She gives birth to another, full-grown Lady Styx. Yowza!

- Unconvinced by all the hugs and violence, Osiris decides to run away from Kahndaq with Sobek, but first he speaks the name “Black Adam” and returns to human form.

- And, since Sobek didn’t get his Big Mac at the Rock of Eternity, he decides instead to snack on Osiris. Yummy.

So Sobek, the seemingly innocent crocodile man, eats Osiris alive?! Is it just me, or is this all getting pretty stupid?