New Users - Read This

Shane · #1 (**permalink**) 08-29-2009, 04:19 PM

From here on out, the following two rules will apply:

1. If you place links to DVDs in your sig line (such as Ally McBeal, Grey's Anatomy), your posts will be deleted and your account banned.

2. If your posts make you sound like a cast member of Slumdog Millionaire, the posts will be deleted and your account will be banned.

I spend entirely too much time deleting meaningless posts from Indian spammers looking only to link to crappy DVD product sites. I'm now adopting a zero tolerance policy.

At least those damn Nigerian princes have the courtesy to only email me once a month.

cuttingroom · #2 (**permalink**) 09-19-2009, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shane

2. If your posts make you sound like a cast member of Slumdog Millionaire, the posts will be deleted and your account will be banned.

Wait. We can't sound emotionally damaged but with an unbreakable will to find love and happiness?

EDIT: My mistake, I responded before I read the whole thing. I get it. We can't be Indian. I say, Good! Those guys loved "Smoke Signals" way more than they should have.

SECOND EDIT: I realize now my second mistake. As they say in "Good Will Hunting," you mean "Dot, not feathers." Right on.

I'm new here but this site looks great. Pardon my stupid jokes from above.

Shane · #3 (**permalink**) 09-19-2009, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuttingroom

Wait. We can't sound emotionally damaged but with an unbreakable will to find love and happiness?

EDIT: My mistake, I responded before I read the whole thing. I get it. We can't be Indian. I say, Good! Those guys loved "Smoke Signals" way more than they should have.

SECOND EDIT: I realize now my second mistake. As they say in "Good Will Hunting," you mean "Dot, not feathers." Right on.

I'm new here but this site looks great. Pardon my stupid jokes from above.

If you have sociopathic friends who like to hang out in bathtubs full of cash...you will be banned.

kaisersoze · #4 (**permalink**) 12-12-2009, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuttingroom

Wait. We can't sound emotionally damaged but with an unbreakable will to find love and happiness?

EDIT: My mistake, I responded before I read the whole thing. I get it. We can't be Indian. I say, Good! Those guys loved "Smoke Signals" way more than they should have.

SECOND EDIT: I realize now my second mistake. As they say in "Good Will Hunting," you mean "Dot, not feathers." Right on.

I'm new here but this site looks great. Pardon my stupid jokes from above.

I laughed, I cried...awesome stuff.

EvilDeadFan · #5 (**permalink**) 12-15-2009, 08:33 AM

hang on can we still say "lol" and "idk" and things like that? because my little fingers can't take the time to write what they actually mean

Shane · #6 (**permalink**) 12-15-2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilDeadFan

hang on can we still say "lol" and "idk" and things like that? because my little fingers can't take the time to write what they actually mean

There's no law around here against online abbreviations. LOL

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