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Old 07-05-2006, 03:47 PM
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We've spent time talking about our favorite movies. Here's a place to discuss films that we thought just plain sucked.
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Old 07-07-2006, 07:49 AM
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1. Ishtar - A well-deserved bomb. Beatty and Hoffman try to be funny and fail miserably.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_%28film%29

2. The Honeymooners- Someone should have died over this one. What's next? The Jeffersons with an all-Asian cast?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hon...282005_film%29

3. The First Wives Club- I think it's a requirement that you must have female sexual organs to enjoy this movie. The plot? Men suck (sorta like most episodes of Oprah).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Wives_Club
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Old 07-29-2006, 02:21 PM
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1. Car 54, Where Are You? - Davis Johansen does a more-annoying-than-usual accent. The same goes for Rosie O'Donnell. And for Fran Drescher. Do you see a pattern forming?
But it does have Nipsey Russell (Hello, there!).

2. From Justin to Kelly - A movie made to cash in on the popularity of two American Idol stars. It was so bad that it ended up helping to squash the career of frizzy-haired Justin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Justin_to_Kelly

3. Syriana - It's supposed to have a message, but you'll be asleep long before the message is ever delivered. A bad movie masquerading as political commentary.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syriana
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Old 07-30-2006, 12:54 PM
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Eraserhead sucked. Just a bunch of nonsense that didn't make sense.

One Night at McCools was just awful. Horrible. Tried to be a wacky, outrageous Farrelly Brothers comedy with an edge, but it wasn't funny or edgy. I just plain felt sorry for all of the actors who made this movie.

Deuce Bigalow - Europena Gigolo was even worse than the first movie. If you think it's impossible for a movie to be worse than the original Deuce Bigalo, well, I promise you, it is possible.
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Star Trek - Nemesis was the worst of all possible Star Trek movies. I was so angry and upset after seeing this that I wanted to get my money back directly from Paramount. Not only did this movie have no soul, it had no brain either. Dumbest bunch of nonsense on film.

Superman Returns was another movie that was so bad it makes me mad. It viciously assaults your sense trying to make you nostalgic for the original films, then it disappoints on every possible level.
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