John Stamos is still battling questions stemming from a series of bizarre interviews in Australia that he's blaming on jet lag and a sleeping pill -- not booze or drugs.

"I was not drinking. I did not drink either morning," Stamos told TVGuide.com. "I do not have an alcohol problem. I am not David Hasselhoff. This is not a pattern," he added.


My response? Pal, you should be so lucky as to be anywhere near the level of "The Hoff."

"I knew David Hasselhoff, and you, sir, are no David Haselhoff."