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Old 06-19-2006, 11:43 PM
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Here are some more nominees for acting-challenged:

1. Jason Mewes - He plays himself. This is amusing for exactly 5 seconds, then you realize how pathetic it really is. It's a shame that Kevin Smith feels the need to cram his untalented friends down our throats.

2. Ice Cube - I have nothing against Mr. Cube (as, I too, am Straight Out of Compton). He just happens to play the same part over and over. This works about 50% of the time.

3. Christopher Lambert - Speaking of actors who lack range. His one-note delivery and unusual accent have been confusing audiences for decades. We also have him to blame for the success of the increasingly awful Highlander franchise.

4. Orlando Bloom - He would make a very pretty girl, but that girl still wouldn't be able to act worth a damn.

5. Sylvester Stallone - He's made some entertaining movies over the years, but he also made Tango and Cash, and Oscar. I can never forgive him for that.
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