I'd like, decided to better me self once, an' so I snook into a television class at me local university, free of charge. The proffesor fella got onto me right away, real suspicious of me cooz e'd never seen me face before, an' so e called on me to see if I'd follow the subject. He asked me, "What was the cause of the lack of financial success pertaining to like, two and a half men?"
....I stood up an' said, "It's cooz they like, tried to coot out the middle man but they wusn't able."
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