I tried out for the Batman movie, cooz I wanted to drive 'is car. An' we got a ways into the filmin' of it but the director started to get mad at me cooz I wouldn't say I was Batman. He pointed at the script an' shouted for me to say I was Batman but I told 'im, "I'm Ringo."
...So I left the set without ever discoovering if Batman was suppose to've parked 'is Batmobile oopside down. It'd make things easier finding a space.

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I used to keep an open mind, but me memories of me old dog ran away