Soom people asks me why I talk foony. It's cooz u'm fixin' the english languadge. And joost as when you pass by a house that's like, being built, you hear the hammer's knockin them ol' boards together, you can likewise tell that I'm 'ard at work when you 'ear me talk.

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I used to keep an open mind, but me memories of me old dog ran away