I always wanted to like, avail me self of the teachings of ol' ben, an' I got up from me seat in the theatre and tried to walk into the screen to become, like, a part of 'is world, but I couldn't, an' I was escort'd out into the rainy thoroughfare, the sky a'thunder an' me thereunder. It was, like, the whole reason why I come in in the first place.
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