I was like, opposed to the idear of old Mrs. Robinson cheatin' on 'er husband. When did e ever do 'er any harm or treat her contrarily? Aren't we young people supposed to couple with young, and the old supposed to couple with old? When I'm old 'n gray, I don't want to be worryin' about the kid next door kickin' his football in me yard an' hittin' it off with me old lady, right?

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I used to keep an open mind, but me memories of me old dog ran away