I would be happy to sell of my $531 million portfolio on HSX.com if anyone would want it.

Why in the world would someone buy it?

BTW, there are two surefire ways to make money on HSX -- First, buy every animated film when they IPO. Second, play starbonds -- you can create a simple excel spreadsheet that calculates the average of the last 5 films, including the addition of the latest release. Then compare that to the current price and buy or short depending upon whether they are overvalued by at least $10.

Unfortunately, it is so predictable that it takes a lot of the fun out of the game.