Because it blows. This was a major disappointment for me - I'm a huge horror buff, and with THREE big horror movies coming out in a 3-week period ("The Wolfman, followed by "Shutter Island" on the 19th and "The Crazies" on the 26th), I'd really been looking forward to this chunk of the movie release calendar. Granted, the other two movies could still be good (I'm particularly looking forward to "The Crazies", which is a remake of a VERY underappreciated George Romero '70s piece of awesomeness!), but this slow, boring remake certainly kicked off the month on the wrong foot.