man, I dunno if I can top a they live reference...that's like one of my favs...that gladiator bit is chillingly great as well, russell crowe is a fantastic actor...

there are plenty of lines from american psycho that get me tickled...

" I have to return some video tapes. " Patrick Bateman

or what about heathers?

"My son's a homosexual and I him, I love my dead gay son!

Heathers is a great dark comedy that doesn't get enough credit